HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXANDRIA AITKEN!!!
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{`dear alexandria aitken,`}
\n\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t{`this card is dedicated to the 25th anniversary of your glorious day of birth- march 29th, 1997. a day which would forever change the world as we know it. through crazy and seemingly chaotic circumstance, you came onto this earth, and i cannot thank god enough that you did. you are so thoroughly beautiful, inside and out. you have the most exquisite, volumptious body which i love grabbing, smacking, and laying claim to. i constantly get lost staring into your eyes and scanning over your gorgeous face. your personality is so bubbly, radiant, and full of pure unadulturated life.`}\n\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t{`although we're both sick, i'm glad we're sick together, and we're able to nurture each other back to health.`}\n\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t{`i'm so fucking happy to have you in my life, and i can't wait to celebrate a minimum of 100 more birthdays together.`}\n\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t{`with all my love,`}
\n\t\t\t\t{`your husband, christopher`}\n\t\t\t